10 years ago by PETA2TV

When the end comes, it's painful. The Colonel likes to do it the old-fashioned way: "The pop and sizzle, the burning flesh--it's intoxicating," he'll tell ya. It's a rare thing to see the Colonel enjoying himself, but at times like these—when he does the job himself—you might just catch him smiling. The trailers and accompanying descriptions are a fictional dramatization inspired by true events.