Crack House

9 years ago by PETA2TV

Ever wonder how the Colonel keeps his chickens so strung out? Drugs--that's how. Some say the Colonel likes the feeling of power, but the truth is that he wants chickens to get a real taste for death before he gives it to them. When you ask him about it, he always says the same thing: "There're plenty of ways to get fried." The trailers and accompanying descriptions are a fictional dramatization inspired by true events.